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  • George Carlin T-Shirt | Art painted by Em and Ahr
  • George Carlin T-Shirt | Art painted by Em and Ahr
  • George Carlin T-Shirt | Art painted by Em and Ahr
  • George Carlin T-Shirt | Art painted by Em and Ahr
  • George Carlin T-Shirt | Art painted by Em and Ahr
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Em and Ahr

George Carlin T-Shirt

Graphic Tee

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George Carlin Shirt

Introducing the George Carlin Graphic T-Shirt! As an artist and a lifelong fan of George Carlin, Marty was inspired to create a portrait that captures the essence of his unique and inimitable style.

The portrait on the shirt features intricate details and bold shades that reflect the depth and complexity of George Carlin's artistry. Marty aimed to create a piece that not only honored his legacy but also celebrated his enduring impact on comedy and culture.

George Carlin was an iconoclast and a visionary whose work challenged conventional wisdom and pushed the boundaries of what was acceptable in comedy. His irreverent humor, social commentary, and incisive wit have inspired generations of comedians and continue to resonate with audiences to this day.

The George Carlin Graphic T-Shirt is made from high-quality, soft fabric that is comfortable and easy to wear. The classic fit of the shirt makes it a versatile addition to any wardrobe, suitable for any occasion.

"If a pig loses his voice, is it disgruntled?"


Referred to by many as a prophet of light. George Carlin. 

George Carlin did more than make people laugh—he made them think. 

George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.

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With its crisp, detailed design and snug fabric, this George Carlin t-shirt will soon become an everyday favorite.
1. Specify if you prefer a thicker material t-shirt please! 2. What is the "Marty's" variation? Is there a women's fitted?



  • Aesthetic: Slimmer eurofit style in neck/shoulder/sleeves. Tubular knit. Fashionable 5/8” rib knit collar. Seamless double-needle collar. Flattering on men and women; unisex.
  • Innovative:  Created with the latest in-garment printing technology to deliver to you a long lasting piece of art.
  • Earth friendly: T-Shirts are printed with a water based, eco-friendly ink. Unlike traditional screen-printed products(use of plastic ink), our shirts are softer on your skin and the environment-- and they're just as durable, too! This water-based ink won't crack for years to come.
  • Made for you: The best-selling Gildan softstyle tee is a staple every wardrobe should have. The shirt is made of durable cotton fabric and has a double-stitched bottom hem and sleeves.
  • No tags: Includes a tear-away label to avoid that pesky tag that constantly itches the back of your neck.

More Details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk for extra durability
  • Regular fit
  • Tubular construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center










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29 ¼




30 ¼


18 ¼


31 ¼


19 ½


32 ½


20 ¾


33 ½



  • Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
  • 4.5 oz.(US) 7.5 oz.(CA), 100% preshrunk ring spun cotton
  • 3/4" double-needle topstitched collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • Grey pearlized tear away label
  • Length(inches) means highest point of the shoulder measuring all the way to the bottom of the shirt which is the length measurement.
  • Width(inches) means chest measurements, they are measured from one side underneath the armpit across the chest to the other side of the armpit. If you want to know the length all around from the front to the back you would double that measurement.

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Chest

Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

Unsure what size you are?

For more information about sizing, send us an email at, or visit our contact page.

Print Care

1. Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.

2. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. Hang Dry for stitched designs.

3. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.

4. Do not dry clean.

***To properly wash stitched designs*** Turn inside-out and use cold water in the washer and then HANG DRY to preserve the quality of stitch, fabric, and print.

More Options

Custom Options

Gift for a friend? Contact us with a custom note and we’ll add it to the package!

Want a customized design? Such as a design sewed onto a t-shirt? Painted on a t-shirt? Framed posters? Canvas prints? Contact us!

♻️ Returns & Refunds

If for an reason you are unhappy, send us back your order and we will issue you a refund.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 7 reviews


From Etsy

Great shirt, thank you so much!

Happy holidays, Here's a shirt of possibly the best comedian in American history

It all worked out! My friend talked to his apartment manager and they ended up finding the package and gave it to him. He loved it!

George Carlin

"Second tee shirt I bought from you guys. Got this for a good friend as a birthday present. Appreciate the fast delivery (I am from Singapore) especially during times like these. Great quality and service, love it!"

Love the Tee Shirt!

Fantastic quality and it brought quite a lot of smiles to observant passer bys. I am gonna order another one for a good friend of mine.